whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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1 hour ago // 55,507 notes
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

sodamnrelatable:

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1 hour ago // 107,696 notes

inklarry:

DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIF OF HARRY AND LOUIS LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE LOVE THAT IS QUITE LITERALLY OOZING FROM THEM

1 hour ago // 734 notes

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

1 hour ago // 8,845 notes

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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1 hour ago // 94,857 notes

hippofoliage:

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hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

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i’m still on

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i still haven’t been banned

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I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

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and i only got banned for 24 hours

1 hour ago // 4,979 notes

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

1 hour ago // 49,004 notes